guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One`s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwel......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to st......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One`s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwellin......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can`t do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, `Ah, you`re......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead o......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.
......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after y......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
They don`t become so a......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that s......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man reluctantly attends his laywer`s funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is s......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? Th......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One`s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling sca......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?A: Not enough sand.......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
`I have good news and bad news,` the defense lawyer says to his client.`What`s the bad news?` The la......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New J......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two good lawyer friends are having a nice stroll through a wooded area. They don`t walk more than a ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is the main difference between lawyers and god? A: God doesn`t think that he is a lawyer!......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a lawyer who doesn`t know the law? A judge. ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- `I have good news and bad news`, the defense lawyer says to his client. - `What`s the bad news?` T......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes! ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing. There are some things even a pig won`t d......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading h......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one eve......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. `I locked my keys in my sports car!` said the ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two good lawyer friends are having a nice stroll through a wooded area. They don't walk more than a ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A very well known doctor and extremely well known lawyer get into a car accident way out on a countr......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is the main difference between lawyers and god? A: God doesn't think that he is a lawyer!......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law? A judge. ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- "I have good news and bad news", the defense lawyer says to his client. - "What's the bad news?......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes! ......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading h......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one e......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. "I locked my keys in my sports car!" said t......
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: ABOUT LAWYERS