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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors` houses h......


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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, ......


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Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, `Martha, ......


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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he start......


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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive`s wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the......


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A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and ......


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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard hi......


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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking......


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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength......


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A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt wh......


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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and ou......


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Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

`Betty, I was wondering -- have you......


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A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-thr......


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Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the g......


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A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. ......


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One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, `Las......


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A man and his wife entered a dentist`s office.

The wife said, `I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want......


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A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ord......


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A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time.


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Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the g......


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Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold.
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A woman goes over to her married son`s house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a c......


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There`s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worri......


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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife sta......


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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

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My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to tak......


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A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was......


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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: `I think my wife is having......


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A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wifegot a terrible headache ......


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An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner.

`If you could cook,` said the husband, `we c......


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`Bartender, gimme `nother drink, says a very drunk man.

`Sorry sir,` replies the bartender. `I hav......


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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, `You know, I do......


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Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

`So,` Peter asks the first......


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Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.

She kept trying to tell him some......


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Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi......


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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of......


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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser whe......


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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his cloc......


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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat......


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A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband`s best friend.

They make lov......


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One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed th......


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A husband and wife are watching `Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,` and the husband winks and says, `Ho......


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A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. `Hello th......


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A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, `Give me six double vodkas.`

The barman sa......


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Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, `My wife is so dumb, she carries an automat......


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A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells `Give me a Budweiser, or...!......


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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors` houses h......


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One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down ......


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A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wi......


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A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of th......


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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light sk......


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While going through his wife`s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope c......


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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he start......


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Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, `Martha, ......


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Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begi......


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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at ......


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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, `I want two......


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A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is.

`My life is awful......


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It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the seas......


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These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night......


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An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and......


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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad s......


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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls ......


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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A womanwill pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t want.......


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A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lo......


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Buy me a beer if you want the story toldOf why I moved down South from the frost and cold.Why I`m kn......


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Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the g......


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A woman goes over to her married son`s house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a c......


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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:`Look, I`ll give......


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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive``s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the d......


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A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.`I have four boys ......


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First Guy (proudly): `My wife`s an angel!` Second Guy: `You`re lucky, mine`s still alive.`......


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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending......


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A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in the final of a quiz show. After answering all ......


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A wife asked her husband if he is planning to do anything for their annivarsary. The husband looks a......


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During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my fa......


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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife sta......


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Q: If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? A: His wife !......


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On a rural road a state trooper pulled a man over and said: `Sir, do you realize your wife fell out ......


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Three construction workers (an Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck) were sitting on a steel beam at th......


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A woman tells her friend that Interflora just delivered a bunch of flowers from her husband.`Now I g......


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farmer wants to milk a cow in the barn. He puts his stool next to the cow and the bucket below it. A......


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A man is driving through the countryside when he sees a sign that reads `Pigs for sale, next left`. ......


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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them afte......


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Tom wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing h......


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Instead of getting married. Just find a girl you don't like and buy her a house.......


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The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see who it is,they all run out except this one o......


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A wife asked her husband if he is planning to do anything for their annivarsary. The husband looks......