Tamil Jokes in English

Indha sema kadi Tamil Jokes'sa padichhu, unga kaluthula irundhu ratham vara vara enjoy pannunga!!.

Teacher Student Tamil Joke
Teacher1: Aenga sir, andha kanakku vaathiyaar mela headmaster'kku romba kovam?
Teacher2: Pinna enna sir, exam paper'ra correct panna sonna, exam eludina student'a correct pannit'taaram.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Ungalukku pei pisasu mela nambikkai irukka'nga?
Husband: irukku di
Wife: pei'ya paarthi'rukeengala?
Husband: paarthadhumattum illa, adhu'kooda kudumbam'mae nadathi'kittu irukkaen...

Funny Joke in Tamil
Man1: Andha Dada'va train'la vitta'dhu thappa pochhu'nga.
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Pinna ennanga, train'la aeri ukkanduttu, toilet munnadi chair
pottu, ulla pova thala ettana/oru roovai vasool pannuraaru.

Doctor and Patient Tamil Joke
Patient: Aenga doctor operation'kku munnadiyae fees vaangireenga?
Doctor: Operation apparam nee ticket vaangitta naa, appuram naa enna pannuradhu?

Joke
man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............ cool.....