Swaarasya
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| ELEMENT: MAN
SYMBOL: EGO
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
ATOMIC WEIGHT: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs
OCCURRENCES: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1) Surface often covered -- bristly in some areas, soft in others.
2) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic & Common Sense.
3) Melts if treated like a God.
4) Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
5) Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
6) Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1) Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stonesowever, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman। It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.
2) May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.
3) Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.
4) When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
5) Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
6) Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety. 7) Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.
 Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
9) Is impervious to embarrassment.
10) Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.  | |
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GVPrabu
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| | Subject: Re: ~~ChemicaL AnalysiS of MeN~~:)) Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:34 am | |
| Hi.... ethu romba athikam.... anna romba nalla eruku..... Enaku tha onum puriyala...... puriyara amthiri simple words use panuka..... ok.... Ethu epadi eruku.....  | |
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Swaarasya
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GVPrabu
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| | Subject: Re: ~~ChemicaL AnalysiS of MeN~~:)) Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:45 am | |
| Hi... its good... where your guys r getting this Images....
all r really very nice..... | |
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Swaarasya
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GVPrabu
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Age : 40
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| | Subject: Re: ~~ChemicaL AnalysiS of MeN~~:)) Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:04 am | |
| Ok thanks pa, But I need to Add my images from my PC or Lap... | |
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