Funny Cricket Jokes SMS
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
they never beat anybody…
DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG – No, my mummy beats me.
J. – Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG – No, my daddy beats me too.
J. – Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG – I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!