Angel
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 |  Subject: Joke (I think): A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife....  Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:52 am | |
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Dear Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my
sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
J SINGH
His wife replied...
Dear PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave
him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I believe
I can survive the month easily using this balance....
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
If there is any change is in Your Salary due to Improved Economic Condition, Please let me know inn
advance as most of our current Service Providers are very happy with the Present arrangements ,
Your Sweet Heart,
kaur..
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GVPrabu
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