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 |  Subject: Girls profiles taken from Shaadi.com (Hilarious indeed)..  Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:48 am | |
| Girls profiles taken from Shaadi.com (Hilarious indeed).. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors
have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
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Hi all boys, I am sample girl. I like dance, sleep, see TV. I live in
kolkatta. I want a boy who like dance, sleep, see TV like me. I work all
day. I want boy who work all day and who let me work all day because I
like work all day. I want indipandant.
Thanks
Bithika
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I am a simple girl looking for a simple boy. I come to Mumbai but I live
in UP, I want a simple boy who want only to marry me and not marry other
girl. I sing song, I know dance. I love my boy very much and boy love me
very much.
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my luck
now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same
caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
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GoodPayan
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| | Subject: Re: Girls profiles taken from Shaadi.com (Hilarious indeed).. Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:03 am | |
| I'm very happy to know that, many girls are good in english just like me.. hahaha... | |
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