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 |  Subject: Sardar at His Best !!!  Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:28 am | |
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Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm1yr elderto you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry youNEXT YEAR.
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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) ATEMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THEPHONE.
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U've 3 children?
Sardarreplied: Ok! We"llapply NEXT YEAR
29) Sardar's wish:when i die, I wana die like my grandpawho died peacefuly in his sleep not screaminlikeall d passengers in d car he was driving..
31) Sardar at an ArtGallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
32) Sardarwas writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing soslowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read veryfast.
33) Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyardinpunjab . Local sardars have so far found 500bodies and are stilldiggingfor more..
34)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goeswalking at evening not in the morning. Sardarjireplied "Arey bhaiManmohan isPM not AM".
35) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying inhospital. Mansays CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sard ar goes2 china 2 find meaningof friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror withhis eyes closed.
Hiswife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look whilesleeping.
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Teacher: "I killed aperson" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The futuretense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardr gets ready,wears tie, coat,goes out, climbstree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks whyhe does this.
Sa rdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji stands below a tube light with mouth wide open.................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him"Todays dinner should be light"
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE,THE BOY MY KID & THEGIRL MY KIDNEY....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come tohiscollege.
U kn ow Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper is leaking...
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A teacher told all students in a class to write anessay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except oneSardarji. He wrote"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"  | |
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rathi
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