Kids Are Great !!!
*The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead."
*For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher
about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day
the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment. Furthermore,
he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at
home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
*A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a minute.
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?
Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
Mother: Really ? Why's that ?
Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
The brain is a wonder ful thing
Why do you say that ?
Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question
With regards
arun.@NAAN AVAN ILLA
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: Kids Are Great !!!