Smart children !!!
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was?
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade
them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
She's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to makethe matter clearer, she said,
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it,
and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood
doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,
and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along
the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cokies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was
physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it
was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was Swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!
With regards
arun. @ NAAN AVAN ILLA
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: Smart children !!!