Men are just happier people !!!
NICKNAMES
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. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah.
. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other
as Fat Boy, Godzilla
and Four-eyes.
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EATING OUT
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. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even
though it's only for
$32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none
will actually admit they want change back.
. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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MONEY
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. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
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BATHROOMS
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. A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of
soap, and a towel .
. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
would not be able to
identify more than 20 of these items.
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ARGUMENTS
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. A woman has the last word in any argument.
. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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FUTURE
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. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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SUCCESS
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. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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MARRIAGE
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. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
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DRESSING UP
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. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a
book, and get the mail.
. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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NATURAL
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. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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OFFSPRING
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. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and
romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears
and hopes and dreams.
. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ...
and to the men who
will enjoy reading it.
நட்புடன்.............
அருண் @ நான் அவன் இல்லை
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: Men are just happier people !!!