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 |  Subject: ~~ intellegent Sardars ~~  Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:57 am | |
| intellegent Sardars A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were
> training to become detectives. To test their skills
> in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR
> a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
>
> 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize
> him?' The first SARDAR answers, 'That's easy, we'll
> catch him fast because he only has one eye!'
>
> The policeman says, 'Well...uh...that's because
> the picture I showed is his side profile.'
>
> Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
> flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second
> SARDAR and asks his, 'This is your suspect, how
> would you recognize him?'
>
> The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says,
> 'Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has
> one ear!' The policeman angrily
> responds, 'What's the matter with you two??
>
> Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
> because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that
> the best answer you can come up with?'
>
> Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
> picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy
> voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you
> recognize him? He quickly adds, 'Think hard before
> giving me a stupid answer.'
>
> The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a
> moment and says, 'The suspect wears contact lenses.'
>
> The policeman is surprised and speechless because
> he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
> contacts or not.
>
> 'Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for
> a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
> back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to
> his office, checks the suspect's file in his
> computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on
> his face.
>
> 'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect
> does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How
> were you able to make such an astute observation?'
>
>
> 'That's easy,' the SARDAR replied. 'He can't wear
> regular glasses because he only has one eye and one
> ear' | |
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