why does irish dogs have flat faces ? because of her chasing parked cars!!!!......
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A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man......
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A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
`What denomination?......
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go bac......
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.......
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested......
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Eddie`s first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a ......
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Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: `Make me one with everything.`......
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. <......
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A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They sc......
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A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar.
`Ow!`
`Ow!`
`Woof!`......
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Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each ......
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There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church,......
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Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says "Man, I wish I could do that." The o......
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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudd......
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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping sh......
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How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!......
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Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
`My dad is so good he can shoot an ar......
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One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.
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One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exac......
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A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he ca......
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Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking t......
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A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 ......
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
`You know,` Mom said, `it`......
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There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He......
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MAN: I`d like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT ......
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An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her......
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Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as he runs around the halls of an asylum. An orderly......
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There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up......
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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.
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A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into th......
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A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into th......
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A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They sc......
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A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar.`Ow!`Ow!`Woof!`......
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A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, `Not until you feed the animals.`T......
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A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man......
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Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitt......
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Yo mama`s so fat, when she stepped on the dog`s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.......
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If they say they`re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell ......
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You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.1. What language is spoken in France?......
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A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram. He fills out a form on which h......
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go bac......
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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.......
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-`...But I don`t like the cat
( ` -`Shut up!!and eat your dinner!!`......
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A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man`s......
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A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon are sitting around talking about their families.The Jewish guy says, ......
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Guy walks into a bar and catches the barman`s eye.`Double whisky!` he shouts. The barman pours it, s......
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There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and th......
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Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there`s a Dog......
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Why isn`t there mouse-flavored cat food?......
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, `I`m lookin` for the guy that shot my paw.`......
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What keys are furry? Monkeys.......
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r......
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A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's......