Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passeng......
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.......
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Knock Knock
Who`s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road t......
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Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes ......
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A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at......
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Q: Why can`t blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.......
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and t......
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How many blonde jokes are there?
None, they`re all true!......
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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, `What are......
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A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it,......
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.......
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A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there`s a loud bang. The p......
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Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.......
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`Please remove your blouse and bra,` says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope ar......
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John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car acciden......
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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, th......
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The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,......
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman ......
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Q: How many bleached-blonde, boney, right-wing, political pundits who resemble transvestites does it......
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.......
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blond......
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What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box!......
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A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the ......
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Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress` nametag? A: `Debbie`...that`s ......
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A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks a......
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot......
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.......
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A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her h......
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A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the w......
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A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ``I locked my keys in my car. Do you hav......
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian......
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earring when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their fe......
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There was a blonde, redhead and a brunette all looking in a dictionary for the hardest word they kne......
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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde r......
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Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde h......
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Q: What is every blonde`s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. ......
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What are the blonde`s first words after 4 years of college? - `Would you like fries with that?` ......
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A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. Whil......
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One day, a blonde`s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happe......
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clo......
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A brunette walks into a bar and says: - `Gimme an M L.` The bartender says: - `What`s an M L?` The b......
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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of p......
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself! ......
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Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy. ......
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: `Disneylan......
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other: - How do you get to the ......
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Why can`t a blonde dial 911? She can`t find the eleven. ......
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustra......
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes ho......
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their f......
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One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said: - A tan for 2 please! The cashier sa......
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian......
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Why do the blodie's mirror has six holes? She wanted to kill herself.......
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earring when they go on a date? So they have s......
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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde r......
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Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde......
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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. ......
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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? - "Would you like fries with that?" ......
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A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. Wh......
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happe......
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife sta......
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a c......
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A brunette walks into a bar and says: - "Gimme an M L." The bartender says: - "What's an M L?" ......
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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of......
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself! ......
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Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy. ......
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneylan......
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other: - How do you get to t......
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustra......
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes ho......
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their......
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Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. ......
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One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said: - A tan for 2 please! The cashier......
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian......
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: ABOUT BLONDS