ABOUT DOCTORS

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist`s office.


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A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

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Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, `I prefer libra......


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There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his bod......


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One night, a father passed by his son`s room and heard his son praying: `God bless Mommy, Daddy, and......


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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. `Tim, you`re first,`......


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A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

She yells, `Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! W......


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A woman and a baby were in the doctor`s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doc......


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A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he`s worry about getting seasick.


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A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says tothe patient, `W......


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A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, `Doctor, you`ve got to do something about my husband -- he ......


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This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he n......


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An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls th......


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A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, `......


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A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance,......


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An 83-year old woman decided that she`d seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart fr......


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A man visits the doctor`s because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, ......


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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, `I`ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pr......


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A man goes to his doctor and says, `Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I`ve got a problem.` The doctor ......


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A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.


The doctor l......
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A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promis......


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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.

The old lady pul......


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An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor w......


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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to......


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Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, `I prefer libra......


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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.

`She`s out of control!` the first do......


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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.`She`s out of control!` the first docto......


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A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before sex could help him last longer. So he decided t......


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A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night,......


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`Doctor, doctor, there`s a lettuce sticking out of my arse! Is it serious?`I`m sorry to tell you, th......


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Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there`s an invisible man in the waiting room! Doctor: Well, go in there an......


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There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his bod......


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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa......


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One night, a father passed by his son`s room and heard his son praying: `God bless Mommy, Daddy, and......


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One day Little Susie got her `monthly bleeding` for the first time in her life. Having failed to und......


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An actractive girl - a brunette - visited her doctor complaining that every spot on her body hurts w......


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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results. The receptionist says, `I`......


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A very well known doctor and extremely well known lawyer get into a car accident way out on a countr......


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A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor`s office. After a full examination, the doc tell......


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A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into ......


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A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing......


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In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a snail have a gruesome head-on collision. The snail is ru......


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What`s the difference between God and a medical school graduate?God doesn`t think he`s a doctor.......


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So a guy calls into work and says, `I can`t come in today, I`m seeing spots.``Have you seen a doctor......


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A woman is in the maternity ward, having just given birth to her baby. The doctor comes in, cradling......


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Did you hear about the circumcision doctor?He slipped and got the sack.......


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Every day, the good doctor stops by the local bar and orders a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home fro......


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`Doctor, doctor, there`s a lettuce sticking out of my arse! Is it serious?``I`m sorry to tell you, t......


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Doctor to a woman: The good news is you don`t have PMS...the bad news is your a bitch......


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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at t......


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A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office. After a full examination, the doc tel......


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A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into......