ON THE SUBJECT OF MEN

"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible"
- Margaret Mead

"He's a male chauvinistic piglet."
- Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx

"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"
- Cynthia Heimel

"Bambi with testosterone."
- Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

"He has turned almost alarmingly blond - he's gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth."
- Pauline Kael talking about Robert Redford

"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible."
- Juliana Smith on Noah Webster

"He's a great singer - but he's not the most masculine guy, is he?"
- Alexander O'Neal on Michael Jackson