YO MOMMA'S SO STUPID

Yo momma's so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo momma's so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she asked you what the number for 911 was.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.