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| Subject: ~~The Polish Man~~:)) Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:22 am | |
| A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? I got proof.
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'[i] | |
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rathi
Posts : 259 Points : 423 Join date : 2010-05-09 Age : 41 Location : india
| Subject: hahahhaha:) apsu:) Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:08 pm | |
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Swaarasya Administrator
Posts : 683 Points : 1718 Join date : 2010-05-08 Location : WonderLanD
| Subject: Re: ~~The Polish Man~~:)) Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:54 pm | |
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