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PostSubject: ~~The Polish Man~~:))   ~~The Polish Man~~:)) Icon_minitimeSat Jun 26, 2010 11:22 am

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
'Polish Remover'
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PostSubject: hahahhaha:) apsu:)   ~~The Polish Man~~:)) Icon_minitimeSat Jun 26, 2010 12:08 pm

hahhahahaha apsuuuuuuu....... lol!
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wat a pity wth that guy!!!!!!....... geek geek geek
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ths tiny polish made him divorcee lol! ~~The Polish Man~~:)) Jerry-laughing
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PostSubject: Re: ~~The Polish Man~~:))   ~~The Polish Man~~:)) Icon_minitimeSat Jun 26, 2010 12:54 pm

..hmm rathi darling...thanks for reading and passing on ur comments... geek


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