Swaarasya Administrator
Posts : 683 Points : 1718 Join date : 2010-05-08 Location : WonderLanD
| Subject: ~~Somebody..Nobody..~~ Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:30 pm | |
| This is crime story. Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD: Is it police station??? Police: Yes, what is the matter?? MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. Police: Are you mad? MAD: Yes, I"m MAD. Police: Don`t you have BRAIN. MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom.... Police: you FOOL... MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke... | |
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Posts : 232 Points : 638 Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 44
| Subject: Strange happenings Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:39 am | |
| hahaha nice joke apsara... In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. | |
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rathi
Posts : 259 Points : 423 Join date : 2010-05-09 Age : 41 Location : india
| Subject: REAL FUNNY:) Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:18 am | |
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