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 |  Subject: Adapavi  Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:32 am | |
| In a mountain top, a MAN killed a girl..
The judge asked y?
The MAN told 'i asked her name...
And she said "PUSH PA"
Judge: Adapavi...?.Yesterday Busla ponapo oruthar enoda thola thati ithu Rayapetaiya nu ketar.
Illa enoda thol patta nu sonnen.
Athuku avar enna yaen murachu partharnu puriyala.. Enjoy the present day always
Yesterday is cancelled cheque
2morw is a promissory note.
Today is ready cashOnnuku, Rendukku...... and Moonukku
A Science teacher was teaching the importnace of the subject n how one can achieve many things in this world using science. The lecture was monotonous n the bored students wanted to excuse themselves n walk out.
So the first student said, "Sir, Onukku!" The teacher excused him.
After a while the second student said, "Sir, rendukku!!". The teacher was irritated n said get lost.
The irritated teacher said, "Mutta pasangala, neenga onukku rendukku pooinnu irunga. America karan MOONnukku poikittu irukannuka" A standard 2 daughter came running from the school excitedly to the mother and told her " Mom I know how to make BABIES!"
The mother was shocked and thought my God have they started sex education in the primary school itself. Where is this world heading to!
The worried mother asked the child "what?
The child said, "yes mom. It is so easy n simple"
The worried mother hesitantly asked the child "How?"
"It is very very simple. All you ve to do is rub off Y and add ies", replied the child proudly. Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..  | |
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