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 |  Subject: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English !!!  Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:51 am | |
| MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English1 ) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate.
2) You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you
Sneeze you will say HUTCH.
3 ) You can become an engineer if You study in
engineering college. You cannot become a president if
You study in Presidency College.
4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... You
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.
5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot become a software.
6 ) You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup.
7) You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard. | |
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