Dictionary....New definition...!!!
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her Masters degree
DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriagebonk
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
FATHER: A banker provided by nature
SCHOOL : A place where Papa pays and son plays
EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their Mistakes
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Etc.,: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together either.
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read
ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER: A who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a riverDrowning
OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills.
நட்புடன் .............
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Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: Dictionary....New definition...!!! lol