Some Deadly PJ's
1Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Its because.....
Monday is a Weak Day....
2Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
Ans: On Television....
3Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
It means....
Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
4Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"
5(Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
.
A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
5(2Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
.
Group discussion when he is alone.
6Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???.
MARUTI 800!!
7Q Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
8Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....
Bear this PJ !!
9Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
10Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
MOTHER-BOARD!
11Q:UNBEATABLE PJ:
Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
ANS:
HOLI.
.
How?
Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."
Rn't they funny
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: ~~Some Deadly PJ's ~~