DUMB QUESTIONS or BRILLIANT QUESTIONS
1. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
2. How do you throw away a garbage can?
3. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
4. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
5. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
6. How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become past?
7. Do blind people have dreams? If the do, do they know what they are seeing?
8. If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why bother practicing?
9. Why is a person who play the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
10. Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: ~~DUMB QUESTIONS or BRILLIANT QUESTIONS ~~