Ultimate Truth... Isn't it??
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: ~~ Ultimate Truth... Isn't it?? ~~