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 |  Subject: ~~ How to turn men down - with style! ~~  Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:47 am | |
| How to turn men down - with style! HE > Can I buy you a drink?
SHE > Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE > I'm a photographer.. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE > I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE > Hi. Didn't we go on a date once or was it twice?
SHE > Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE > How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE > I must've been given your share.
HE > Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE > Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE > Your face must turn a few heads
SHE > And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE > Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE > Okay, get out.
HE > I think I could make you very happy
SHE > Why? Are you leaving?
HE > What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE > Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE > Can I have your name?
SHE > Why? Don't you already have one?
HE > Shall we go see a movie?
SHE > I've already seen it.
HE > Where have you been all my life?
SHE > Hiding from you.
HE > Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE > Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE > Is this seat empty?
SHE > Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE > So, what do you do for a living?
SHE > I'm a female impersonator.
HE > Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE > Do not enter.
HE > If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE > If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE > Where have you been all my life?
SHE > Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. | |
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