Sarcastic Quotes
"If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying 'quit while you're ahead'?"
-- If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.
-- What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
-- "Boys are like roses, watch out for the pricks...
-- Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?
-- God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!
-- Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over!
-- ***Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege***
-- One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn to ask for directions~* ~
-- Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
-- They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circle
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
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