Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why?? Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON” ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile. But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married. Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me? Don't know?? He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...
Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?" Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Bin Laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children" He answerd, "KILL ONE"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: "So what? U have writen outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: Jokes !!!! 