Assortment of Cute/Romantic/Funny/Philosophical SMSes
Husband: Even my child started to walk without any support but my wife still wants to hold my hand while walking!
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When someone lies to you, it's not his/her fault. Actually, it's yours. Because you didn't give him/her the proper space to tell the truth
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"Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason
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When you face choices, just toss a coin. Not because it settles the question but while the coin is in the air, you'll know what your heart is hoping for!
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"Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose"
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Who walks wtih us through the difficult path of life?
Mom/Dad?
--No
Husband/Wife?
--No
Friends?
--No
Lover?
--No
Ans: Only our chappals. So keep them safe!!
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Coins always make sound, but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself calm and silent.
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Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in the rain. Otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like you.
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Missing u could turn from pain to pleasure if i knew u were missing me too
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If I had the letters “HRT”, I can add “EA” to get a “HEART” or a “U” and get “HURT”. But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.
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Prove this statement: A dumb cat always falls while walking.
Proof: Cat is dumb, therefore it can't mew. It means mew (Coefficient of friction) is zero which implies there is no friction and the path is always slippery. Therefore, cat slips and falls..
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Ambani: If I start driving my car at sunrise, I won't be able to cover even half of my estate by sunset.
Sardar: My dad also had such a stupid car only.
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I don't hate you for not loving me anymore but I hate myself for still loving you
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You are A-B-C-D
Attractive, Beautiful, Cute, Dear
E-F-G
Excellent, Fantastic, Gorgeous
H-I-J
Hello I'm Joking..
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Newton’s wife asked Newton: How am I looking?
Newton: Tan C/Sin C
Newton's wife: What?
Newton: Tan C/Sin C
= (Sin C/Cos C)/Sin C
= 1/Cos C
= SEC C
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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that’s addition."
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that’s subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That’s multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That’s long division!"
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Boy and girl are playing hide & seek. While playing, she sends SMS to the boy: "If you find me, you can hug me. If you can't, I'll keep hiding in the closet."
Love is always sweet..
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Boy asked his dad for a bike..Dad got angry and said, "Why did God give you two legs?"
Boy replied smartly, "One to apply break and the other to change gear!"
Think differently..
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There are 6 good teachers in the world!! Their names are,
What?
Why?
When?
Where?
Who?
How?
Use them in every situation. They will teach you everything.
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Boy: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend.
Friend: That's really bad..
Boy: You know what? I sent those pictures to her dad..
Moral: BE INNOVATIVE!!
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Once "Constant" & "e^x" are walking on the road.
Suddenly "Constant" screams, "I have to run away because DIFFERENTIATION is coming. He will eliminate me."
e^x stands firm and says to DIFFERENTIATION, "You can't do anything to me. I'm e^x and will always be e^x."
DIFFERENTIATION laughs and says, "I am not d/dx, I'm d/dy."
Then e^x also starts running..
~By Engineering Maths padichu mental aanor sangam..
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Ravana has 20 eyes but he eyed only Seetha. You have only 2 eyes but you look at 200 girls daily..
"Who is the real villain?"
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When we were kids, we were eager to grow. Today, we are grown up and now we realize that wounded knees were much better than broken heart..
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Sometimes in life it is difficult to decide what's right/wrong: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?
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What is more powerful - You or Your anger?
Then, why is it that when anger comes, your understanding goes out of the window?
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Don't make life's decision on the basis of your mood. Mood is a dangerous state of mind because it can crush reasons under the weight of feelings..
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Each heart has pain. Only the pain of expression is different. Some people show it in their eyes, while others hide it in their smiles.
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Don't depend on anyone in this world including your shadow. Because even shadow will leave you when you are in darkness. Understand the reality of life.
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Why do we ask sorry even when we aren't wrong?
Why do we bend ourselves even when we know it is not necessary?
Why are we always eager to reach out despite being avoided?
Why do we explain everything even when it is not asked for?
Why do we forget all our anger and forgive when they are with us?
Why do we always try to avoid but can't resist the person who is causing the pain?
Why do we get consoled only when we cry on the shoulder of the one who made us cry?
Because some relationships are more valued than self-ego..Never MISS them!!
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What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them but the pain you feel when you miss them.
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When a person can find sorrow behind your smile, words behind your silence and love behind your anger, you can believe you have found your "PARTNER FOR LIFE."
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Cute relationship:
Small boy and girl are seen crying together.
When asked why,
Girl says, "My doll has broken."
And boy says, "I'm crying because my doll is crying."
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There is nothing greater than parents in this world. So...
Marry soon and become parents soon..All the best!!
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What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
Group of women in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!!
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Innocence at its best:
A small child asked its pregnant mom, "What's there in it?"
Mom said, "There's a lovely baby in it."
Child: If it is so lovely, why did you eat it?
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True friendship is like standing on wet cement. Longer you stay, harder it is to leave and if you try to go, you can't go without leaving your footprints.
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I've learnt many things from my idiot friends. They taught me the tricks for stupid activities. They gave me money when I was empty in canteen. They taught me how to laugh without any reason. They showed me how to love many at a time. They gave me the trick to pass without studying. They taught me how to stand smartly while being scolded. But still I have a complaint. And u know what? They didn't teach me how to live without them!!
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Just imagine a running race between Love and Friendship. Who will win?
Ans: NONE. Because friendship always compromises, love always sacrifices..
Fact is every relationship is unique, worth of it is completely based on trueness.
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A boy was following a girl.
Girl: Don't follow me, my mom is coming behind you.
Boy: Don't worry, my dad is following her.
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I want to go back to the time when
''Innocence'' was ''natural''
''Getting high'' meant ''on a swing''
''Drinking'' meant ''Rasna''
''Dad'' was the only ''Hero''
''Love'' was ''mom's hug''
''Dad's shoulder'' was ''highest place on earth''
''Worst enemies'' were ''only sibling''
''The only thing that could ''hurt'' were ''bleeding knees''
''The only thing ''broken'' were ''toy''
''Goodbye'' means ''till tomorrow''
Life has changed a lot, hasn't it?
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Changing the face can change nothing but facing the change can change everything.
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Do not postpone today's work for tomorrow. You can also do it day after tomorrow. Be Lazy, Think Crazy..Enjoy life!!
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We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul.
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Don't look back when you are moving towards success..
And,
Don't forget to look back after reaching your success..
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A little girl asked her dad how did the human beings appear? He said God made Adam & Eve, they had children and so mankind was made. Later the little girl went to her mom and asked the same thing. Her mom said the humans evolved from monkeys..
Girl got confused and questioned her dad for the difference in answers.
Dad answered, It's simple dear! I told you my side of the family and your mom told you about her side!
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A clay pot having honey will be ranked higher than a golden pot having poison. Not our outer glamour but our inner virtue makes us valuable.
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Once Einstein was reading a book in the class, suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on his toe but he continued reading with concentration. When Sir asked him, he said that the scorpion bit him on toe not on mind, so he didn't lose concentration.
This is what we call OVER-ACTING!!
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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half of the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
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Delhi Common Wealth Games
100 metre race: A notice board in the middle of the racetrack. Guess what?
"GO SLOW - WORK IN PROGRESS"
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Are you free now? When you get time call me. I need to talk to you about something personal..
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Arabian sea is for sale. Shall we both buy it?
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Interviewer: If earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now, what will happen?
Candidate: We will get salary daily.
EXPRESS YOUR IDEAS SMARTLY!!
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Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even the mirror will fall in love with you, because you are so cute.
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ECE joke
Interviewer: Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To pass through?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this —| |—
DC comes straight like this ———- , and the capacitor stops it.
But AC goes UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN (sinusoidal signal) and jumps right over the capacitor!
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In love, only 1 percent of the total girls become the wife of their lovers and the remaining become the password to the boy's e-mail ids.
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"I Don't Know Much About Romance,
But I Want U To Be The Only One,
To Teach Me.."
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Everyday I see Lots of Strangers
Passing By me,
Dis make me realize dat,
Life would b BORING,
Widout YOU!
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Can Two Humans Live Wid A Single Breath? ? ?
Yes !!
Hardly In 2 Occasions . .
When A Child Is Inside Its Mother Womb & When A Person Is Inside Your Heart .
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All about a girl:
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
When she is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When she stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When she calls you everyday, she seeks your attention.
When she messages you everyday, she wants you to reply at least once.
When she says, "I love you", she means it.
When she says, "I miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than her.
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Girls don't like to study much and aim higher. Why?
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Because they knew that in some corner of the world at least one fool is studying for them and their future.
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Why are we made to write with PENCIL when we are small and later on with PEN?
Because mistakes made at that time are allowed to be ERASED but not later on.
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm by tjp
Subject: ~~Assortment of Cute/Romantic/Funny/Philosophical SMSes ~~