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 |  Subject: ~~ Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer~~  Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:12 am | |
| Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not.
I think I amcontributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not.
I think I love mywork, but I do not.
I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly,I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore.
Iam a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
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Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com, http://monsterjobs.com -
Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, lookingfor other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS 1(Counter Strike), Call of Duty, Call of Duty 2 and all later versions, Computer Chess
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle.... | |
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