Teacher - student Jokes

Teacher: "Can you count?"

kid: "Yes, Teacher!"

Teacher: "Okay, show us."

Kid: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, and king!"

Teacher: huh!

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TAMIL TEACHER - ADITHATHU MANI, MUDINTHATHU EN PANI

STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI, JOLLY THAAN INI.

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Teacher: ennada 5 mark vangitu sirikirey, vekkama illa?

Student: naan onnumey ezhuthala athuku poai 5 mark potrikingaley, ungaluku vekkama illa?
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Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai.

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai.

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.?

Oru Maannavan : Exam Hall’il Irundhu.
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LkG boy on phone: Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan avanuku udambuku mudiala.

TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?

BOY: enga Appa pesuraen.

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professor - yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?
student- enga appa eppavume solluvar " oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu'nu".....

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