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 |  Subject: WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD!!  Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:15 am | |
| WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD
A nice one to laugh and feel proud too!!
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'xxxx the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Sxxx this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
the> teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little ****. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the
top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses
testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar
said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th,
2008".(recession)  | |
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